A man goes to see a wizard

A man goes to see a wizard

 

                                                                               😀

A man goes to see a wizard and says,


“Can you lift a curse that a priest put on me years ago?”


“Maybe,” says the wizard,

“Can remember the exact words of the curse?”

😀

The man replies, “I pronounce you man and wife.”

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