A hotel guest calls the front desk

A hotel guest calls the front desk

 

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir?

The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately.

😀

I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she’s going to jump out of the window.”


The desk clerk says, “I’m sorry sir, but that’s a personal matter.”

😀

The man replies, “Listen, you idiot.

The window won’t open.. and that’s clearly a maintenance issue.”

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